the return of "the office"

Tonight, yay!



Michael Scott: I'm going to cut right to the chase here. Do you like magic? Because I am a genie in a bottle and I am going to grant you three wishes. To move to Scranton, to have a great job, and to be my best friend.

Andy Bernard: The Finer Things Club is the most exclusive club in this office. Naturally it's where I need to be. The party planning committee is my backup. And Kevin's band is my safety.

Oscar: What are you microwaving!
Phyllis: Popcorn.
Pam: Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen Phyllis?
Phyllis: Someone needs to clean it, it smells like popcorn.

[over the radio]
Dwight Schrute: We are in the stairwell. We are climbing some stairs. I am breathing heavily.
Jim Halpert: Okay you know what, you really don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.

Karen: I cried for weeks over that guy so yeah. Seeing him climb out of a PT Cruiser in a ladies warehouse uniform... it felt pretty good.